Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Lame Smiley.



Pretty few things get me as riled up as people who think being a redneck is equal to be patriotic. Especially when I'm stuck, staring at this riduculous and bizarre image in traffic for twenty minutes.

When I went to find a picture of this for the blog, I discovered that besides being hideous and just really odd, it also costs sixty dollars. SIXTY. I guess I would prefer that the person who spent sixty bucks to show off their patriotic cartoon chin pubes than on something equally idiotic... like say sending a sixty dollar check to Sarah Palin.

If they are going to cater to that crowd, I think they should make equal efforts to accomodate others. Such as this...

Friday, August 13, 2010

The movie "The Fall" is rad.

Racism is lame.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Rad-iculous!

The World Cup is Rad! It's truly internation and awesome and everyone should watch it more! And bonus, NO commercials during games! Start watching soccer America, be part of the world!!!

Summer is Rad.
Free Concerts are rad.
The UMS is really, really Rad.
Vacation is rad.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Opinions on Belt Buckles.

It's true that belt buckles have become a hipster thing and that they are often picked for ironic value (I have a sweet NRA one myself) but there is a trend these days where irony is being confused with UGLY. And this is an example...

... of a LAME belt Buckle. The description on Etsy says it's "whimsical." I think the definition of that word might not be what I think it is.
This, on the other hand, is an example of a wonderfully RAD ironic belt buckle.



As is this...
The End.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Reefer Radness!

Farewell Milwaukee. Kickass band. I heart them.

Louisiana. I never really considered that this state would ever make a little place for itself in my heart but HELLS YEAH. So insanely rad. And I pretty much saw just about as much of it as you can in one week. I highly recommend Lafayette. And gator ranches.

You know what, gator ranches are just so darn cool, they get their very own entry. Gator Ranches are RAD.

Feta Cheese.

Jazzercise.

SPRINGTIME! Especially flowers. I like the kind that bloom on trees a whole lot, but the rest are cool, too.

Karaoke. Particularly, family-fun time at karaoke. I heart singing with my sister.

Salad spinners. Who knew spinning lettuce could be so very satisfying?

Friday, February 19, 2010

Rad Men

Steve Earle.
Larry McMurtry.
Jeff Bridges.
Obama <------ even though he messed up the bus schedule yesterday and i nearly froze waiting
Dads like mine.
Jon Stewart

Monday, February 15, 2010

Plane Lame

Guy sitting next to me left his music on the whole flight, even when they said all electronics should be off. Scary.


Thursday, February 11, 2010

Random Rad Things.


Sweetheart necklines. For some reason I find them to be so awesomely rad.



Clint.



Babybel Cheese. SO GOOD.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Car Frustration Lame

Ok, so the car got stolen about two months ago. A meth head took it. He got caught and actually got out of the car and ran away from the police. He got busted for auto theft, eluding arrest, and possession of a lot of meth. Plus he was stoned and drunk when he was caught. I actually know the detective on his case and it's possible that some of the DA's from my office were on his case, but I don't know for sure.
The guy ripped the license plate off the car so he would have a lower chance of getting caught (but he put one on that was a temp tag from a Lexus, he's a real winner). I had to get a temp tag in order to pick my car up from the impound after they caught him.
The temp tag expires today and since the title is from New Mexico I have to register as a new Colorado Driver, or something, but basically, I have to get emissions done.
Turns out, when the thief stopped the car to get out and run, he must have hit the curb pretty bad because the control arm is totally bent enough so that the car won't run properly on the machine that makes your tires move with out your car moving. So, I have to get that fixed. And get the emissions tested. and get the plate. GAHHHH.
Car thieves are lame.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Lame or Rad? You decide!

Can't really tell you which, but it is most definitely a failure pile in a saddness bowl.
And I just ate it. It has a pretty snazzy little flash presentation over on the Jack-in the-Box website http://www.jackinthebox.com/menu/product.php?prod_id=Breakfast

And I kind of enjoy this little blurb but I have to disagaree that it's too small. Nope, nothing this ugly should be any bigger than this.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Suburba-LAME

The suburbs are lame. I don't mind the little towns that kind of accidentally became suburbs as the city grew to meet them, but the places that didn't even exist before five years ago, the covenant protected, security-walled, cul-de sac infested 'burbs where fear and Republicans breed-- LAME.

Friday, January 15, 2010

The recession is LAME.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Practical Rad

The UPS tracking site is rad. You can even make an account and save all the tracking numbers for the things being shipped. So handy. The OCD in me really likes knowing where my packages are each day.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

RAD: Alternative Forms of Energy.

Uranium Is So Last Century — Enter Thorium, the New Green Nuke

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Also rad, political action. Write or call your senators on a regular basis. They write back :) and every once in a while, your cause makes a difference. And then you feel very satisfied.

Monday, January 4, 2010